# W-O-R-K Virus & Its Eliminators (W-I-N-E & B-E-E-R)

- Link: https://jeffpaul.com/2007/08/w-o-r-k-virus-its-eliminators-w-i-n-e-b-e-e-r/
- Published: 2007-08-31T15:46:58-05:00
- Author: jeffpaul

I received the following via email from my mother, rather funny given my horrible
workload recently as well as the upcoming long, holiday weekend.

> Health Alert!
> There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by 
> hand.
> The virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (**WORK**). If you receive
> WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT
> TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
> If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good
> friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-
> Neutralizer-Extract (**WINE**) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (**
> BEER**). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
> from your system.
> You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you
> have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Enjoy the Labor Day Weekend… cheers!

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